With the Kanye/Kim baby born—and unfortunately named—it’s a bad week to be a regular person. It’s one thing to know you’re less important than a baby, it’s another to be less important than one with such a ridiculously uncreative and awful name. I’m named after a man who conquered half the world and your kid is named after a ball of gas…. Just saying. But regular people can feel a bit better about themselves after this video surfaced of hip hop star Darke being denied access to the Miami Heat’s Locke room. He might be 25 sitting on 25 mill, but he’s still not getting Lebron’s autograph.
Written by Alex Baumgarten